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A new play by .... You!!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:49 am

A new play by .... You!!

I said this as I was writing Reynet - The Prince of Starfyre, I am no longer going to write any more plays for TLR. They just get longer and longer and longer, all the while I do have other writing I need to attend to as well as a job that pays the rent. So instead I offer up my notes and some links to the recent poster known as MU/_/_3T (aka Mullet or Mu as we affectionately called him).

Why you may ask? I want to see if you guys can put together a story. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, use another story as a basis if you want. Although Aceaz did come up with an interesting idea by using the Shakespeare play "The Rape of Lucrece" to change it to "The Rape of Lancers Reactor." I liked that and if I was writing it, I would probably do that. But I am not writing it, you are.

You can work alone or together, however you see fit. Look to the actual threads for an understanding of how it went down, but don't feel that you have to keep it exactly chronological.

'Mullets Drainpipe' by Arania

The characters:

MU/_/_3T ..................... Mullet aka Mu
Sir Spectre .................. Sir Spectre aka SS, sS, SnS <--To Indy
Sp/der ..................... Spider
Aceaz ....................... Aceaz
Indy11 .................. Indy
&
Mustang ................. Mustang

With Appearances by:
Imagine ............... Imagine
Griffon_26 ............. Griffon
Warlord Bob ............ WB aka WLB
&
Arania ................ Arania




Edited by - Sir Spectre on 14-12-2003 09:08:41

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:50 am

First the links:
THE STRANGE SOUnD THREAD Where most of the action took place.
SPAM His first thread and some funny quotes.
SPAM#2 The best remaining example of what he was like.
The Comical, Amusing and Nonsensical Thread Page 8, no Mullet, but one of the reasons why I thought Spider was also causing trouble.
Signatures One SPAMx200 post on page 3 {now DEL} and our responses starting with Aceaz.
Computer Systems At the bottom of page 2 I discussed the happenings with Indy11, for your research.

Oh and I think Spider posted some other nonsense in other threads too before everything all began, but I can't remember which ones. Chances are I left a response to them though.

How it shaped up:
Spider was posting rubbish about magical journeys. Aceaz was posting around this time too, but sensibly. I responded to Spider have him stop his annoyance. At that same time Mullet came forth with a giant SPAM! SPAM! thing, then he started his own thread. Then another. But then just concentrated on Spiders thread.

I thought at first I had to deal with two lunatics, Aceaz joined me and also thought both would be banned. But Spider calmed down and started acting normally and even helpful.

After some posting back and forth, Mullet finally stopped and gave up for no reason than probably boredom. There were no moderators until after he left.

I tossed around a few weighty words, but I never got too riled up, as I am quite experienced in these matters now. Aceaz kept his cool too, and Spider finally mellowed.

A few onlookers came at the end, followed shortly by Mustang. I never emailed Mustang as I didn't have his address, it could be one of the onlookers got a hold of him.

That's how it all happened. Now write it! Or at least attempt it.

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These quotes are for easy reference to who said what, it is out of order, but that may not matter how you form the story. I don't have all of them, just most of them. Most of Mullets are gone, especially the S S IS A TERD ones.

Aceaz
Err..well, before this thread gets locked: kpleh!
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Was that a strange enough SOUnD for you?
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Wow, that sure is a lot of Spam. What exactly is your obbsesion with this 'meat'.
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Spider, whats up with you?
Whats with all the meat-related threads and posts?
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Mu, what the hells the point?
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sS, you could go to http://the-tech.mit.edu/Shakespeare/ to see all of Shakespeares plays. My suggestion would be: The Rape of Lucrece , edited to become The Rape of Lancers Reactor. Bloody spammers...
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Au revoir!
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Your post was like used toilet paper, screwed up and a bit s**tty
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Who wants to make a bet that Mu and Sp/der are gonna be banned at the same time?
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Go Spectre!
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Twas a tale of tragedy, while the Mods had taken their leave, the spammers struck..

Olde english is hard...
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Could we have some kind of variety. Please. Repeating the same post will get you banned, and posssibly executed.
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I'm not sure if this is on topic....It's not really so much of a strange sound as an annoying drone that just won't stop.
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Indeed. We really do need someone to destroy this...
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He's made some kind of impenatrable nest of Spam inside Sp/ders thread. (Which ironicly, was one of the more traditional forms of spam...)
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Spider

I will take you all on a magical journey through time.......
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NOW I WILL TAKE ACES ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH TIME.....WITH ICE CREAM!!!!!
WHOOSH
WHOOSH
HIYA
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I WAS PART OF THIS THREAD!
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THE STRANGE SOUnD THREAD
Well they said that you could make strangest noises so I posted this thread for all of those with strange noises welling up inside them that need to be blurted out
now I go with putt putt on a magical journey through time
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ok I already said I was going to stop check here to see this...
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I have a new strange sound it is
SqueekyBungolo
just say it really fast 10x
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Your right he is annoying
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we seriously need to get an admin/moderator here....
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My new strange sound (before this is closed down because of obvious spam....)
is Tweernk
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He is dang relentless some help please....
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Your right it is textured... :p
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I think he is doing it to gain ranks anyways wuts a twonk?
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Like when its late at night and some guy just randomly says I will take you through a magical journey through time... lol I feel so stupid now
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... And all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse..
When suddenly attack be relentless spammers came about and the people cried with an angry Shout, SHUT UP....
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Sorry couldn't resist... I'll stop by the way can some one give me feed back on my post in General Editing.
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Nice olde English
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Read all about it!! Ye crazy cut and paste spammer!!
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Well he certainly gained ranks fast lol
he went from recruit to 1rst in one night\day (I ahve no clue where he lives)
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Hey,
can someone give me some feed back on my post in the general editing thread??
its called all ids and nicknames


Sir Spectre

Someone already did this and it was locked.

Strange noises go here!!! by Blaxxer
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Mu, you're on your way to be permanently banned. If you want to talk to us, talk. Don't do childish **** like that.
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You'll only be a nuisance for so long.
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Mu, you're a little puke.
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This guy is going into one of my plays. Which Shakespeare play should I use this time?
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I always get the last word.
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Spider careful or I'll turn you in with MU/_/_3T.
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@Spider, now if you could only be a part of the conversation.
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With any hope in irony Wizard'll be the one to delete all your posts.
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Mullet, or Mu, whichever you prefer, you are a git and a total twonk as well.
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Ranks won't do any good for someone who won't be able to come back. Twonk is a profanity that isn't really one, so it won't be bleeped on this site.
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I'm already seeing to it.
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@Aceaz Yeah, it sure isn't a lark's call.
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I emailed the moderators twice.
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MU/_/_3T give it up, you're not clever. We've seen better before. At least they did it with some originality.
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At least Hey who was Psycho actually did something creative with his insanity, you're just a mild copy & paster. Children can do that.
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MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd. MU/_/_3T is a terd.
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{In reference to the S S IS A TERD post} MU/_/_3T nice column definition, I like the layered effect on that one.
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@Aceaz Yeah, it sure isn't a lark's call.
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Aceaz, that's not a bad idea. I don't know that play, but I'll read it.
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So far it looks as if the ****er has stopped.
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{@Spider}You see now how I was confused about your possible role in this?
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I saw it before, but sure. I'll post. Though usually you shouldn't have to promote your other posts. If people want to they'll post.
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@Indy11, did you just miss the Off-Topic rapist known as MU/_/_3T? He spammed until our foums bled. There might be another play in this.
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Nest, eh? Sounds rather disturbing. Like the way maggots infest the ass.
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@WB & Arania, I already did those things.

Imagine

I like. Moof!
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The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, but the click beats them both.
Meanwhile, this is a game of psychology.
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Hey Mullet! Glad to see you're not posting anymore!


MU/_/_3T
OK MEN IT IS TIME TO RUN INTO THE DITCH.... DON'T ASK WHY..... NOW LET'S HAVE LUNCH... LET'S HAVE FUN WITH SOME....... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! {Multiply this by 100}

ok ill talk to you.. WHAT LANGUAGE ENSPONEL... dsfjlfdjfdo8i4tj 98it987u jiodflkgjklsdfjlkfjdfkljffd kjdy5sefjdhdljkfijdfkl jdfk jsdlkfjesklrjisjdfk ietujdlkvmitru894 do you got that?????? let's speak chinese, na im hungry time for spam.. SPAM! SPAM

THE WIZARD OF OZ... HE WOULD NOT DO THAT TO ME.... I HELPED HIM GIVE HEART BACK.... NOOOOOOO!Well the reason is... I THOUGHT YOU COULD TYPW ANYTHING ON THIS OFF TOPIC THINGY... THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY THINGY ...

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! {Multiply this by 200}

NUISANCE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? AHHHHHHHHH is that what they to do when they hit pintatis... SPEEEEEEELLLLING ERRRRORRRRRR.....WELL i am off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz... Because because because!!

Life is like a roll a toilet paper... It is long and useful. <--His sig

S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD
S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD S S IS A TERD {multiply this by 1000, I really got to him }

Griffon_26
Wow, a REAL LIVE SPAM THREAD that hasn't been locked yet...joy!

SPAM!

Well, I've done my bit.


WB

H*L* CR*P! Call the mods!!!!

Hmm. Methinks a ban is coming...

Arania
*prepares to cast flameblast spell*
this is really getting out of hand.

i'm getting a mod
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aceaz and ss,
ur so right.

i am seriously going to lose it soon.

mu, put that spam where it misht be useful, befor i shove it back down your IC <-- This he said, then later replaced with this --> edit- i remembered, SPAM ISNT USEFUL

oh, and my sig is just to intimidate.


Mustang

Dammit now I'm pissed off, MU/_/_3T if you pull that sort of crap on these forums again and you will find yourself banned. Consider this your one and only warning *CLICK*

Indy11

I agree. And here is why.

You can see that Mu knew exactly what he was doing. It wasn't as if he was just having fun, he also knew he was being more than a little annoying and he took pleasure in that. People very politely asked him to stop and that just made him get worse.

So what if he was just trying to have fun? If true, it reveals the mental age of the person and, quite frankly, I find it hard to believe that TLR would want such a mental midget to be able to stay on the site and, more than likely, do it again.

*passes out torches to the townsfolk and lights his*

Ban Mu!


Sir Spectre

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:59 am

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:14 am

Arania (one of my australian bretheren) was the one who e-mailed me about the misgivings of mullet, who, garneshing from his redneck style postings lived up to his somewhat undesirable moniker.

Does anyone know why he went of the handle like that? I've never seen someone put so much effort into being a defective human being.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:30 pm


I've never seen someone put so much effort into being a defective human being
lol! Thats one for the books!

Seriously though, that was an insane ammount of spam, quite a bit of wich seemed to be directed at sS. I would shure like to see sombody put this into writing, and should I become devinely inspired one of these days perhaps I will. Anyway, on behalf of whoever does, thanks to sS for this thread as a resource!

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:03 am

hahaha i can see this one comming
in a month or so we'll see 10 different posts with the same story title but totally different stories

i will volunteer for a revisor for nebodys story
thats about all im good at


wait a minute!?.....I am wolfy!!
i have the urge to bring a thread from 60 days ago to life

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:10 am

Ummmm. Does this have to be in ye Olde English? I'm a little weak in that department. If the "modren" will suffice, I'll see if I can hook that fish.

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:13 am

I would imagine it doesn't matter, as you are writing it yourselves

Edited by - Griffon_26 on 09-12-2003 02:13:40

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:44 am

Yeah write how you want to write it. Just try to catch the spirit of what happened and make it imaginitive with how you apply it. For instance, I once saw a really funny Star Wars spoof online. A CG episodic story of Star Wars ep I & IV characters living through their own version of Pulp Fiction. Called Pulp Phantom.

You could pick any other story to drop the characters into. Or just write something original.

I'm just curious to see what you come up with.

Sir Spectre

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:22 pm

@sS have you ever written screenplays?

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:00 pm

@ff, yes, I have written 5 of them. 2 have been read by Miramax. Not sold though.

Sir Spectre

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:04 pm

Sweet, fancy writing some screenplays for me if i ever make my own films?

It is better to aim for the stars and hit the tops of the trees than to aim for nothing and hit it dead on.

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:26 pm

OMG! It's a .gif of ff eating a nOOb! ROTFLAMO!

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:13 pm

thought you'd like it

It is better to aim for the stars and hit the tops of the trees than to aim for nothing and hit it dead on.

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:20 pm

@ SS,

Why only two?

Life: No one gets out alive.

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