group hug

And thank you Lord Specter for creating such works. May you continue to write more as the years and months move though time.

You truly do have talent.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Encore, encore!

We salute you Sir Spectre !! That you writing may go on like there is no tomorrow

what they said

Keep on writing Spectre.

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The Titan Flies Like A Cow
"They're talking from here..." - Freddy Mercury '86

Juni: Oh yeah?!
Trent: uh, huh.
Juni: Oh.
Trent: yeah, great.

TLR: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

Isn’t it strange that some good always comes as the result of some evil. Great work Spectre.

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If there is anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot immediately ~ (Zaphod Beeblebrox - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

yip good work spectre
as you say you dont always appreciate the humour in your own posts here are some rules to help you with future posts
> 1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
> 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
> 3. Avoid clichés like the plague.
> 4. Employ the vernacular.
> 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
> 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
> 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
> 8. Contractions aren't necessary.
> 9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
> 10. One should never generalize.
> 11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell
> me what you know."
> 12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
> 13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly
> superfluous.
> 14. Be more or less specific.
> 15. Understatement is always best.
> 16. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
> 17. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
> 18. The passive voice is to be avoided.
> 19. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
> 20. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
> 21. Who needs rhetorical questions?
> 22. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

I think I a wanted man but.... keep on writing mate! We can always do with does trying to make a buck from evil happenings ... now... gotta run...literaly...

BURN CORSAIR BURN!!!!

Woohooo! Go Spectre! WOooOoHOooOo!

I write satire about my school (more like pseudosatire; it's lost its aim) and those things about enjoying your works when other people enjoy them all happen to me.

@Stinger, I'm not that kind of boy.

@RILMS, time passes too quickly to be enjoyed and too slowly to be endured.

@Fear Factor, thank you, thank you.

@Eraser, actually I hope for a more prosperous tomorrow where I can sell my writings. But don't worry I will continue.

@Nickless, with all those emotive icons, you getting all emotional on me?

@Lv38 Eagle, too right you are.

@Steel, are those things that I should fix in my two plays or is that a copied "To do list" for writing from an English scholar?

Some of them have provided me with great advice, others I actually intended to do in the plays. The best way to show a character as ignorant or low in intelligence is to break the proper rules of English when he speaks.

@Killzone, I don't see how this is making me a buck. Maybe I'll try to do that.

@Jim Groovester, keep on writing. You may never make a living out of it, I haven't yet, but it is a great relaxer when you write about the things that annoy you. Ahem--dastardly posters--ahem.

Thanks to everyone again,


Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 30-09-2003 22:46:21

@spectre read my post more carefully i thought you wanted some humour
its not advice just humour , or so i thought

Steel, I must have been in a completely logical mood, because I didn't read it at all to be humourous. Only now upon rereading it and seeing how the text lies to itself do I see the humour. That is one hell of a good post to actually be intelligent advice and be subtlely funny at the same time! Is this your creation or is it from somewhere else. I only ask because the "> > >" looks like it was taken from an email.

Good post. I love jokes with multi levels of meaning!


Sir Spectre

.... Time passes too quickly to be enjoyed and too slowly to be endured.

ur welcome
i loved all of it
every single bit
i dont have suggestions cus i no good riter cuz hookd on foniks did good fro me
lol

my mood:
oy!: I'm happy
iiieeee!: I'm psycho
dude: I'm not in a very good mood
AHHHH!: I'm mad

Steel...you're horrable, it's great!!

Life: No one gets out alive.