How do you get a girl to like you?

Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:39 am by lethallarry

All of the women I've had in my life have preferred being showered in water, when it comes down to it.

If you can't read this, then you're probably illiterate and have no idea what I'm saying anyway.

Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:09 am by freighter fighter

sabre, you are a total fool

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:36 pm by Sir Spectre

Freealpha, perhaps too much advice is a bad thing. It keeps you from trying and learning for yourself. Stop reading, just do it.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 22-09-2003 19:35:54

Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:09 pm by lethallarry

Or, for that matter, you could always try giving her cash.

If you can't read this, then you're probably illiterate and have no idea what I'm saying anyway.

Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:44 pm by Deviant

Tell her you wet your bed... she'll think you're sensative. Then tell her you kick your dog... that'll give you a tough edge. Last but not least, call her mom a slut... broads love confidence.

Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:08 am by Freealpha

A edge!?! It like sabre's idea of stalking than that

Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:15 am by sabre

I bet you don't know how to get a girl!!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:33 am by jedierrant

Oops, thread took a turn for the worse. Stop listening, Alpha. They're heckling now. I agree with spectre, we've given a basic ideas. Keep them in mind but don't take them as gospel. Be yourself; use your brain. Half the fun of dating is trying to figure it out for yourself.

I figure this thread is done, but I'll let the others decide.

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:01 am by Sir Spectre

I agree with Jedierrant for agreeing with me. Is that spammish enough to close out the thread?

Hope so, because the best advice has already been said, we're only going to screw him up to be a psychopath if we continue the way it is going.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:11 am by Huffer

we're only going to screw him up to be a psychopath

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. My gf calls me crazy all the time, and we do just fine.

Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:13 am by Freealpha

Sorry, i'm not crazy yet. Fine, how about advanced ideas.

Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:16 am by sabre

if freealpha turns into a phycopath, so be it. He asked me for advice and that's what i'm giving him

Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:41 am by jedierrant

From:Alpha

Sorry, i'm not crazy yet. Fine, how about advanced ideas.

Advanced ideas? What kind of game do you think we're running here?

Get out of here, Alpha. No secrets for you. Learn them yourself. That's fun of life. I'm of the opinion that knowing that basic facts so you don't get arrested or ruin your reputation (not as a player as a good person) is all you really need in the world of love. Anything more is liable to make you corrupt in your knowledge. Breeds callousness in the scheme of love, thinking that you have to curve beat.

Anyways as I said before, Why are you asking an Internet message board of a scfi flight simulation filled with geeks and semi-geeks about dating hints? Half of us are pretty unlucky in love. We're geeks!

Oh Might Mods, I beg you to click this thread before we warp this kid's mind and chances of ever finding true love.

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:22 am by Freealpha

I beg the mighty mods. Help me in my problem

Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:00 am by Fear Factor

I really don't think you can screw people's mind over a message board - even a kid's mind. But when the thread-poster requests the mercy-killing... *FF pulls the plug off thread's life support*

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