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This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:53 pm

yeah man, whats ly-clear?? *cough* I don't know what you're talking about *cough*

lol.

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:28 pm

once again we bow to the superior knowledge of Tawakalna ;-))))))

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:39 pm

someone tell me.. what ly-clear is?? seriously i dono. and we'r all guys here right? and the ladies dont' mind.. right?

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:41 pm

lol. well I honestly didn't know the name, however after reading Tawakalna's post I'm presuming that its the cream that you rub into your pubic hair to clear pubic lice/crabs....

...which was nice.

Damn this thread is nasty

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:09 pm

see gromit I didnt need to tell you at all!

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:20 pm

bugger!

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:18 pm

yep that'd do it too (backwards crabs) lol

hot tip: for a real challenge, spend some time and money with ladies of the night until you get "crabs" then try to persuade your current partner that you caught them off a public toilet seat!

alternatively, join the Navy and see if you can manage NOT to catch them!

btw if anyone doesn't know what Ly-Clear is, just ask for "melathion" the pharmacist will understand, you will appreciate it when the assistant shouts across the shop "Sandra have we got any CRAB CREAM left in the back?" suddenly people stand away from you like you have the plague (which indeed you have)

Edited by - Tawakalna on 05-09-2003 21:29:36

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:01 pm

Very interesting tips, Tawakalna . You seem to know awfully lot about it. Here's my tip: just 'deforest' the entire 'nether region'. Let's see if the crabs can survive. Ha! I don't think so.

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:18 pm

thats what EVERYONE thinks, FF! but.. it takes ages, especially round the bend, u leave tons of mess where u do it, u cut urself in some nasty places, u've got to explain why u havent got any hairs anymore, and when they start growing back they're really itchy and bring u out in spots.

chuck a bottle of Ly-Clear on it, stay away from ur Mrs for a few days, have a couple of baths and the jobs done.

..OR SO I'M TOLD..

Edited by - Tawakalna on 05-09-2003 22:18:42

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:43 pm

Who says anything about using razors? tweezers rock. It stops hurting after a while . And why should it grow back? just keep it like that. More air circulation. And explaining it is easy: "I'm just kinky, honey". Chicks dig it, honest

OR SO I'M TOLD

Post Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:50 pm

lol u are a F-unny F-ellow! tweezers.. ouch! rather u than me..

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