I hate my bladders

Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:21 am by Fear Factor

Two glasses of water, and 4 trips to toilet in 1 hour? come on, this is ridiculous. Oh, and double the frequency if I drink tea or coffee. My bladder must be the size of a rat's. I need a bladder transplant.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:32 am by Sirius

"I hate my bladders"

You have more than one???

It takes a while for liquids to travel through your body. So it might have been form the day before.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:28 am by Goddess

lol, that's what i was gonna ask. with more than one, you'd think you could hold it a bit longer

Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:36 am by jedierrant

That's one horrifying topic, Fear Factor. I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you. ::takes out Daumann needler:: Stand still; this is going to hurt a lot.

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Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:44 am by Arcon

you need to stretch it a bit, get a bit of training going, tie yourself down or something and strain it, by the end of the week you wont need to pee for months

-arcon
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Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:01 am by mustang

Hell I thought I was bad FF, but that's something else.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 8:16 am by Tawakalna

yes you need to evolve a new urinary system, something like mine. At least a dozen cups of tea a day with evening beer but I go about 3 maybe 4 times a day. On the "No2s" I manage about once a week! pretty soon all my bodily functions will cease and I will return to the Matrix permanently.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:28 am by kimk

but you should be blaming your kidneys, not ur bladders. or maybe ur tummy might be leaky. but come to that, any part of your body could be leaky.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:36 am by Fear Factor

I think that's why I have high alcohol tolerance, whatever I drink gets dispensed in the next 15 minutes. No absorption.

Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:48 pm by Arcon

no obsorbtion means you dont get pissed, so what the hell is the point.

speaking of getting pissed, has anyone had a shot of vodka in the eye? it gets absorbed into the bloostream..all of it!!! so you dont need to goto the toilet, you CANT fail a breathaliser and (best of all) your eye swells up and hurts so bad you just want to die.

ive never done it, but i hear its great fun.

-arcon
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Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:51 pm by Tawakalna

Iknow someone who used to inject vodka (not me!)

Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:06 pm by freighter fighter

i dont need to go to the loo until i get up from my computer ( usually 4 - 6 hours later )

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Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:25 pm by Goddess

holy freakin sh*t!!!! Vodka in the eye?????

that creeps me out big time. I have a major eye phobia thing goin on. eww i got chills now

Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:30 am by Tawakalna

so Goddess you wouldn't want to know about the time I had a summer job at an undertakers and we used to take the eyes out and put them in sandwiches and jars of pickles? or take them to the pub with us and pretend to punch each other and knock our eyes out? or take them to the police station and hand them in as lost property?

ah, innocent pleasures...

Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:45 pm by Arcon

is it possible your intrests are rape, ultra violence and beethoven? your sick in the head you know.

vodka in the eye though, apparently it rocks but it stings like hell. You wont be sick off the taste either. in fact if it didnt burn your eyes, it might actually catch on as a good way to get drunk

-arcon
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