Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:41 am
Dear john letter
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I've cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he'd collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in the envelope ... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember which one you are. Please take your picture out of the pile, and send the rest back to me.
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Michael"TRAPPER"Needham
The Weak Shall Perish
...Yes sir thats right... just drop your cargo or I can open your hull with my twin plasma blasters, and take the cargo for myself.......Thank you, have a nice flight.
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I've cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he'd collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in the envelope ... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember which one you are. Please take your picture out of the pile, and send the rest back to me.
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Michael"TRAPPER"Needham
The Weak Shall Perish
...Yes sir thats right... just drop your cargo or I can open your hull with my twin plasma blasters, and take the cargo for myself.......Thank you, have a nice flight.
