You got nailed in bed? cool. I prefer to do the nailing though, instead of receiving

*barf* im never using that word again


General Fang
leader of clan FMM
www.FMM.homestead.com

i was shot in 'nam once, took a round of shrapnel through my shoulder

-arcon
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And this happened when you were exactly -50 years old?

is arcon an ex-soldier ? 'nam meaning vietnam?

nvm
i got stung by a bee sometime when i was really young.. can't remember exact age...
when i was in primary 1, these bunch of secondary guys decided it was fun to chuck stones.. u see their school is on higher grounds than ours and their back faces us, and they started chucking stones at the playground, and i got hit one on the back of my head.. man.. taht hurt.

when i was like 11, oh yes, it was the memorable turning of the mellenium, 2000. we had some leftover tiny fireworks form god knows when, and we decided to light it. my dad decides to use a lighter for the last one, i had the honours. the fuse was less than 1 second long. it blows up in my right hand and i lost orientation for more than a minute or so.. gone deaf for a while longer. the long lasting effects? my thumb got sliced in two (the top bit) and it was swelling. my first finger(the pointing one) got sliced in two like my thumb. my third finger)the rude one) got sliced in 3, like a pie, only 3 slices. all at hte tip. it was all amazing and all, but kinda hurt.

i used to go to a beach near us with a big stone wall with holes in it, for whatever reason they where for,

we always stayed near the wall, as it was shady there, no matter what part of the wall we went to, one end of the other, wasps would always sting my legs, and i never felt a thing till i tried to get up

I used to live next to a rather large forrest and so I came there a lot. At one day me and my friends stumbled upon a fence saying ´DANGER: DO NOT ENTER´, so of course I went in () and I came to an open field in the middle of the forrest and there they were.....around 40 beehives, surrounded with large swarms...Very fascinating to see, but clearly you can understand that I ran my ass off !!

I hate Wasps

"A TopGun through and through"

how do you tell the difference between wasps and bees? other than the fact that one of them has an alkaline sting and the other is acidic (which is it?) and what other differences are there?

I was at Omaha, took a .9 to the in the lung, but I got back up and stormed that beach!

Seriously though, I've been stung a number of times, by wasps, bees, hornets, bitten by a spider (but luckily it wasn't that bad) but not in recent years, now days if I see a bug.....I kill it.....quickly!

Wasps are longer than Bees, plus a Bee dies after stinging you, whereas a Wasp doesn't. Also Wasps would attacking you without profication, a Bee will only sting when attacked.

"A TopGun through and through"

Explain to me this: I understand the use of a bee, which is to pollinate flowers and the wonderful creation of honey, but what the hell have wasps done for us lately ? What´s their use besides being goddamn annoying ?

I used to get bitten by bees all the time when I was a wee lad. I even had one in my shoe once, don't ask me how it got in there cause im still trying to figure it out but my foot swelled up to about 1 & 1/3rd it's original size.

wasps have a less potent sting (either that or over the years i have become resiliant to pain, NOOOOOOT) bee stingers stay in flesh and pump in venom, best way to get rid of one is scrape it out, i got stung in the foot by a bee, and you were in 'nam arc?