Archie, I can only see two reasons how you managed to snap your CD-ROM with your shoulder.



1) You're about 1'5 tall.
2) You suffer from a severe back injury.
3) You're stupid enouch to have your computer on a shelf above your desk.



Anyways, glad things sorted out for both of you.


Spear - It's sodding hot outside, this sun is flaming hot and I stroll about wearing black jeans, a black belt, a black T-shirt, black leather armlets and about half of my furry mane in a ponytail. I love myself.

I bet its the first one, 1.5 foot tall

So tell me spear; were you the local asshole before Zeratul came around? Just curious...

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Wait a goddamn minute! noone talks about spear like that!

Spear's not local, he's international. Multi-versal, even.

what have i started? I think I'll shut my mouth now, before this gets out of hand.

Damn! I missed out on starting a hostile thread again... Damn you maswastage...
*Adding kerozine to the fire* So, he's an international, eh? Spear, maybe you should consider joining the NBA (Notorius Bastards Association)...

p.s. If this does get out of control, you never saw me driving a cistern full of additive-enriched airplane fuel... OK?


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Edited by - Chetnik on 24-06-2003 01:56:24

Ah. We Balkaners have a way of entertaining each other, eh?

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Let me see something...

maswastage/BG said:
So tell me spear; were you the local asshole before Zeratul came around? Just curious...

Fear Factor you answered:
Spear's not local, he's international. Multi-versal, even.

Does this mean that Spear is international asshole.

Adding flammable liquids...



I WILL CRUSH YOU

I was under the impression that Spear was Israeli.

Just think, this useless post is adding to my rank...

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Does this mean that Spear is international asshole.

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Leonhart got it right. I was meaning to say that the "local" asshole is an insult to Spear. He's an international one. But what's more important, it's all a joke. I would've put a smiley or two, but I thought it was so obvious. Spear, no heart feeling, ok?

I get alot more satisfaction lying and getting away with it than actually telling the truth. I think I could come up with a million and one excuses for this "incident" when I got really really pissed at, what game was it, geez, hmm, oh yeah, Dark Age Of Camelot, I took a nice big swing at the wall and left a good 12 inches of wall completely busted up, I remember when my friend asked what the hell happened I told him I slipped and hit it with my elbow. But theres lots of things you can say...... like, "I was sitting back in my chair, I almost fell, so I grabbed the table, it tipped over my monitor, and it fell over on (something hard, like, a rock, or a piece of metal, you can find one of those.....uh.......cant you?). Or, if theres kids in your neighborhood you could say you had your window open and the popped it with a BB gun or something.

PS: And here I thought that at the mention of leprechauns people would start talking about them......I have a leprechaun.....he tells me to burn things.....

12 inch hole in the wall, I know what you mean. I bet you live in US cause there is no way you would make a hole with your fist in Serbian house(your fist would get broken not the wall ).

Damn, fire extinguished.



I WILL CRUSH YOU

Edited by - leonhart on 25-06-2003 03:28:21