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You Can''t Please Women...

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Post Sun May 25, 2003 2:08 pm

You Can''t Please Women...

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Post Sun May 25, 2003 2:29 pm

ROFL!!
Unfortunately in reality it'll be some 5 foot nothing, butt-ugly bloke who you'll see walking down the street witha 6 foot tall supermodel type girl

Post Sun May 25, 2003 7:40 pm

Who wants to please a woman when she goes with her friends to a hotel that offers them men?

zlo

Post Mon May 26, 2003 7:06 pm

What can I say... Women are unpredictable

Post Mon May 26, 2003 7:18 pm

I can please women

Nice joke BTW

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Post Mon May 26, 2003 8:19 pm

What are these "women" you guys keep talking about

j/k

Good one Huffer.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 5:45 am

sad but true... not so much of a joke... And to all of you who enjoy classic rock... You know what they say, If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty women your wife.

"hey man"
"hey"
"I saw your wife the other day"
"yeah"
"boy is she ugly"
"yeah, but boy can she cooK!"

Post Tue May 27, 2003 7:36 am

I'm attached to somebody who's pretty and can cook great food...

Post Tue May 27, 2003 7:43 am

...Against your own will... j/k

Post Tue May 27, 2003 9:18 am

no..noo... not against my will...

she's so great, I can't hold myself together..

Post Tue May 27, 2003 12:32 pm

She was looking over your shoulder while you were writing this, wasn't she?


Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Tue May 27, 2003 6:34 pm

I was quoting a song download it. Its funny as hell not quite sure of the artist but its "if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life"

zlo

Post Tue May 27, 2003 7:29 pm

Never heard of it, but I like the lyrics As for ugliness - there's plenty of bags with different pics to choose from. A newspaper, at worst. I heard a saying: the path to a man's heart lies thorugh his stomach (true for the song). But there is another saying: those who thing the path to a man's heart lies through the stomach aim too high

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

Post Wed May 28, 2003 3:54 am

if she's looking over my shoulder, we would had been doing someting else..

I'm at my office.., with lots of thinking to do..

Post Wed May 28, 2003 12:25 pm

unpro.. you work? cooool.. ok.. maybe i was blind to the fact that there were older ppl... anyways, what do u do ?

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

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