LOL!!!!!!!

Yeah, beer does help women... a lot...
But... Beauty x Intelect = const
This is true for around 75% of the population, which means that beer helps you grab a smart & beautifull woman that lusts for sex.
And as the old Russian saying goes: "There are no ugly women, only too little Vodka". I think that same goes for beer.




CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

I've always wondered what Britney looked like, without Make-Up, now I now

"A TopGun through and through"

lol.. britney w/o make up.. nice.

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

Lol, real nice! I remember I saw somewhere one similar funny stuff, if I remember where, i'll post it.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

LOL

Its a shame the wearing off of the beer isnt more gradual, it would be easier handle that way. Instead you go to bed with britney then wake up with ugly. Hangover and shame. My tip - set an alarm on your watch for 7am ish. That way you can wake up before her and run away

Not that i always wake up next to ugly birds... oh no... i pulled a really attractive girl just last month, i mean week, i mean yesterday...

Funny FF.
Already knew it, it's a classic

Yeah, they say once a guy who woke up next to an extremely ugly chick sleeping on his arm just cut his arm off to sneak out unnoticed

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)