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10 reasons to date a hockey player

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Thu May 15, 2003 11:11 am

10 reasons to date a hockey player

i really don't know about the maturity level of this.. and whether its suitable for little kids or not.. but.. considering the contents of the 'like.. whoa' post.. i think this one's ok as well.

10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.


Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Post Thu May 15, 2003 1:22 pm

Very Funny Kim, but watch yourself, the Mods are watching

"A TopGun through and through"

Post Thu May 15, 2003 1:57 pm

its like 1984, Big Brother is watching, and the thought police are EVERYWHERE

-arcon
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Post Thu May 15, 2003 2:57 pm

Speaking of Big Brother (TV ****e), it's coming back

"A TopGun through and through"

Post Thu May 15, 2003 3:03 pm

lol

Post Thu May 15, 2003 11:40 pm

Gah, we've had much more adult jokes here. But you might want to post it on a forum with more female or gay population than here

Post Fri May 16, 2003 10:06 am

This is nothing compared to the broom
You won't get a ban for these jokes kimk
Unless Wiz has a bad mood or something and starts banning poeple at random
I wonder, can Wiz ban, or is he just a mod without banning powers
With great power comes great responsibility !

Just wondering...

Post Fri May 16, 2003 10:56 pm

can wiz do a ban??

I thought only Bargib could do it

Post Sun May 18, 2003 10:46 am

All Mods have the power to ban someone, well that's how it works on most Forums

"A TopGun through and through"

Post Mon May 19, 2003 10:59 am

I don´t think the mods can ban someone. My guess is that the mods have to discuss inappropriate behavior with Bargib and request a ban if they think it´s needed and Bargib will look into it and ban that person if he deems it necessary.

No need to give the mods banning powers IMHO.

Post Mon May 19, 2003 12:38 pm

No we don't have the power to ban, only the mighty gibbious maximus has such power. A banning is usually brought before the wise and benevolent council of moderators, but Gib has the final call.

However the No. 1 reason for not dating a hockey player

Most of them are guys.

No. 2

If they do happen to be women they look a lot like guys.



I don't really run this place but I have an understanding with the people who do.

Post Tue May 20, 2003 9:57 am

Plus you wouldn't want to argue with them

"A TopGun through and through"

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