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This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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Tachyon

Post Wed May 14, 2003 3:19 am

Like... Whoa.

My mod is in ruins (bad hard drive troubles), and more talented people have already pretty much done everything I was planning to do. Summer is approaching and I'm less busy now I havn't been posting much lately, but now I intend to. BTW, I'm now a funny bastard, because I got the goods

First up is a follow-up to another funny bastard moment from quite some time ago (maybe you guys have already seen this.) Remember the Harry Potter toy Boscoe posted about?


Something less funny but cool none the less.

Huzzah!

Eraser

Post Wed May 14, 2003 7:42 am

OMG

Heh he, just kidding. Why the turn around Tach ? What happened ? Are you affraid that somebody will pass you by on postcount if you don´t start posting soon ?

Anyway, glad to see you emerge from whatever pit you crawled out from and make some ´profound´ posts Glad to have you back buddy !

BTW, that Harry Potter broomstick pic still disturbes me everytime I see it ! (actually it´s not the pic that disturbes me, but the accompanying reviews it had on Amazon )

Edited by - Eraser on 14-05-2003 09:28:31

kimk

Post Wed May 14, 2003 8:03 am

Oook.. there's something seriously disturbing about this.. any Eraser, where the comments? other than in the paper? and i'm afraid to ask what special effects there were..

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Eraser

Post Wed May 14, 2003 8:26 am

Actually there were some pretty disturbing reviews on Amazon, so they decided to delete those reviews, changed the broom´s description etc.

BUT.......

Luckely I found a file that still has the original product description AND the disturbing, yet funny reviews !!

Check it out here !

Here are some more reviews that aren´t on the captured piece, but of course are deleted by Amazon

Harry Potter Toy, August 28, 2002 - Amazon.com Reviewer: "I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one." A toy enthusiast from Maine, USA

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Harry Potter Toy, November 8, 2002 - MethodShop.com Reviewer: "Suppression! What is wrong with little girls getting a littel stimulated? Why send a dirty review to Amazon hoping to discourage them from selling this? Do you think little girls are not already playing and exploring with things down there? Maybe something like this will make them more comfortable and confident about their sexuality instead of embarassed and fearful. I say every girl should have one! "

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Perverts!, September 4, 2002 - Amazon.com Reviewer: "I was walking to work today through Times Square, and one of the Adult Sex shops was selling this "toy" for $40. I wasn't sure exactly why, so I did a search on the internet and found a page on Amazon.com selling the item. Now that I know this is a "VIBRATING" broom stick that you are suppose to place between your legs, it makes more sense. The people who work at Mattel are such perverts."

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Kinky, Feb. 27, 2003 - MethodShop.com User: "As soon as I saw it on Amazon.com, it hit me to buy it before they were all gone. I got it a few days later, and wasted no time in turning it into a sex toy for my g/f. Although the vibration isnt that stimulating (for an 18y old at least), seeing a woman get herself off with a vibrating harry potter broom is kinky enough to turn any guy off, and with a little encouragement, it doesnt take long for the woman to get off. All in all, its the kinkiest sex toy I have seen anywhere." Chris


This is just priceless

Saiyan

Post Wed May 14, 2003 9:39 am

LOL we do indeed live in a twisted world. Good to see your back on form Tach

Peet-Air

Post Wed May 14, 2003 10:34 am

Heheheh how could we forget the broom
Welcome back Tach.

kimk

Post Wed May 14, 2003 12:19 pm

you guys are disturbing my sexual innocence here...
i just had the vaguest of ideas.. very innocent ones of course.. then again.. a vibrating stick? ok.. i'm gona go become a guy nun or whatever you callit.

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

kimk

Post Wed May 14, 2003 12:29 pm

um.. i have the feeling that i hope it wasn't this 'toy' that the actors were riding...

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Saiyan

Post Wed May 14, 2003 3:23 pm

Why do you think Hermione is always in a good mood?

kimk

Post Wed May 14, 2003 3:32 pm

oh fawk.. pls...
oh.. thats why she sings in the buses..as a HOBBY... omfg.. pwease..

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Setsuna

Post Wed May 14, 2003 3:44 pm

I think I'm starting to like this forum... People here have almost as sick & twisted sense of humor as I do...
Anyway, nice job, Tachyon. I'm still fresh, but i have heard a lot of good stuff about you up untill now. You just proved the rumors were correct. ( as if you needed to prove yourself to ME, or anyone else... )




CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

Edited by - Cpbuja on 14-05-2003 16:49:47

Zeratural

Post Thu May 15, 2003 12:36 am

::smiles and wipes a tear from his eye:: Ah the vibrating harry stick, a true TLR Off Topic legend, I do belive it was Eraser who first found this devilish toy

Trurly in a league of his own

Top-Gun

Post Thu May 15, 2003 10:24 am

I'm not surprised the 17 year old likes the toy

I've seen that Advert before, since it's on UK TV

"A TopGun through and through"

Kokopelli

Post Thu May 15, 2003 3:55 pm

Begs the question of how many kids asked, "Daddy, why does mommy keep taking my broomstick in the bedroom with her??"

zlo

Post Fri May 16, 2003 10:53 am

hehe, now I get why witches were so fond of riding brooms

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

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