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Fri May 16, 2003 6:38 pm
You Might be A Jedi Redneck if...
Your Jedi robe is an old Army poncho.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a non-twist-off beer bottle cap.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer coloured.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within that isn't THE FORCE.
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
You think the worst part of Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbeque grill.
Source
-- Gamer Heaven, where the screenshots are never blurry, and the script kiddies get publically kicked around. -#reallife
Join the army against the Chaos
An offer you cannot refuse
Your Jedi robe is an old Army poncho.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a non-twist-off beer bottle cap.
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer coloured.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within that isn't THE FORCE.
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
You think the worst part of Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbeque grill.
Source
-- Gamer Heaven, where the screenshots are never blurry, and the script kiddies get publically kicked around. -#reallife
Join the army against the Chaos
An offer you cannot refuse
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