I heard this joke the other day.

A guy from Saudi Arabia, a guy from Russia, a guy from North Korea, and a guy from New York City are going along. A reporter comes up to them and says, "excuse me, gentlemen, could you give me your opinion on the current meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "what's a 'shortage'?"
The Russian says, "what's 'meat'?"
The North Korean says, "what's an 'opinion'?"
The guy from New York says, "what does 'excuse me' mean?"


Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!