Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:08 pm
A couple new jokes
I heard a couple new jokes. I'll save the better one for last.
1. There's a labor dispute at a certain plant. The management is accusing the workers of taking advantage of calling in sick. The union rep says they aren't so they show him a page out of the newspaper where there's a picture of a guy who works at the plant winning a golf tournament on a day he called in sick. The union rep says, "just think how well he would have done if he wasn't sick that day."
2. A guy walks into a bar with a really weird looking dog. It's got these stubby legs, no tail, and no fur, it's all pink. The bartender says, "that's the worst looking dog I've ever seen. I bet my rotweiller could beat the crap out of it." They each slap down fifty bucks and go out in the yard where the rotweiller gets torn to shreds. They come back in and another guy says, "maybe your dog could beat that rotweiller but I bet it can't beat my pit bull." They each slap down a hundred bucks and go out into the yard. After a few minutes there's pieces of pit bull all over the place. The guy comes back in the bar and someone says, "what breed is that anyway?" The guy says, "well, before I chopped off the tail and painted it pink it was the same breed as any other alligator."
Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!
Edited by - Ugnaught on 28-03-2003 18:10:34
1. There's a labor dispute at a certain plant. The management is accusing the workers of taking advantage of calling in sick. The union rep says they aren't so they show him a page out of the newspaper where there's a picture of a guy who works at the plant winning a golf tournament on a day he called in sick. The union rep says, "just think how well he would have done if he wasn't sick that day."
2. A guy walks into a bar with a really weird looking dog. It's got these stubby legs, no tail, and no fur, it's all pink. The bartender says, "that's the worst looking dog I've ever seen. I bet my rotweiller could beat the crap out of it." They each slap down fifty bucks and go out in the yard where the rotweiller gets torn to shreds. They come back in and another guy says, "maybe your dog could beat that rotweiller but I bet it can't beat my pit bull." They each slap down a hundred bucks and go out into the yard. After a few minutes there's pieces of pit bull all over the place. The guy comes back in the bar and someone says, "what breed is that anyway?" The guy says, "well, before I chopped off the tail and painted it pink it was the same breed as any other alligator."
Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!
Edited by - Ugnaught on 28-03-2003 18:10:34