One might want to add that this was after we began to discuss gas mask pornography.

But was it after the Dolphin sex / necrophilia discussion?
<Tasiin> ok, this has sort of gone beyond sickening
<Tasiin> into the realm of funny
<Oodles> I am sorry Tasiin
<Tachyon> im numb now. i cant feel anything below my neck
<Z0PharX> ah man
<Oodles> no comment
<Tasiin> you might be dying tach
<Z0PharX> lol
<Tasiin> arrange to mail me your corpse
<Tasiin> =)
* Z0PharX slaps tas with his prehensile penis
<DethStryke> goddamn!!!
<Oodles> noooooooo
* Tasiin was slapped with a prehensile penis
<Tachyon> OK LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
* Tasiin takes (4) points of damage.
* Tasiin - Death.

<Z0PharX> rofl
<Oodles> Don't say spread
<Z0PharX> link him to this
<Z0PharX> http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html
<Oodles> omg
* Z0PharX laughs
<Tasiin> that's just text
<Z0PharX> read it
<Tasiin> no
<Tachyon> oh my god
<Z0PharX> precisely
<Oodles> LOL
<Tachyon> that is disGUSTING
* Oodles wins
* Z0PharX high fives oodles
<Oodles> Schweet
<Tasiin> "if you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet"
<Tachyon> i refuse to believe this is real
<Tachyon> i refuse to believe
<Tachyon> i refuse it
* Oodles grins
<Tasiin> heh
<Tasiin> congrats zop, you actually disgusted mr "i've seen it all"
<Oodles> If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
* Tasiin has quit IRC (Quit: .)
<Oodles> lol
<Z0PharX> lol
<Oodles> I couldn't resist.
* Tasiin has joined #freelancer
<Oodles> I will stop now
<Tachyon> lol. dolphin penises rock
<Tasiin> SHUT. UP.
<Oodles> LMAO
<Oodles> I will I promise
<Z0PharX> wish i could carry stuff with my dick
<Tachyon> lol
<Tachyon> "heres that banana you wanted"
<Tachyon> *zips up*
* Z0PharX throws stuff at tas via the penish
<Tasiin> rofl
* Oodles is crying with laughter
<Tasiin> ok, this has sort of gone beyond sickening
<Tasiin> into the realm of funny
<Oodles> I am sorry Tasiin
<Tachyon> im numb now. i cant feel anything below my neck
<Z0PharX> ah man
<Oodles> no comment
<Tasiin> you might be dying tach
<Z0PharX> lol
<Tasiin> arrange to mail me your corpse

This part was left out accidentally

lol.. omg.. that's funny as hell. I see I'm missing alot. playing freelancer and master of orion 3 takes up alot of my time... damn this thing called work.

You people have just convinced me NOT to go there.



Aku. Soku. Zan. (Kill. Evil. Instantly.)

That's okay.

You guys are twisted individuals. P

This stuff always happens when I'm not there
Luckily I log it all

Join the army against the Chaos

What happend ... where .. did I miss something?

damn this must have happened just after i left the IRC channel, i miss all the good stuff

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Peace through superior firepower.

when I'm @ home remind me to post a little conversation we had at the channel with a guy named Optimus Prime... That was very funny

Yeah... so much good stuff I miss.... but on the other hand, I am not at the channel when the disturbing conversations start. Teeheehee!
I kinda miss this forum... I really do... but I have more important things to do... MWHAHAHAA. *Dissapears in a cloud of smoke*

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I saved mankind and all I got was this stupid medal?!

Bazil, M. P.
Webmaster and founder of Roughnecks -Freelancer Division
"If you would care to follow me... " -- DEATH of the Discworld

This is definitely worse than the hotdogs:

<Z0PharX> The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for.
<Z0PharX> i can see why tach didnt like this
<Tasiin> that's actually kinda funny
<Tasiin> in a sick sort of way
<Tasiin> i don't think that site is serious
<Tachyon> maybe not
<Tachyon> but there r ppl that do that -_-
<Tasiin> probably
<Tasiin> odds are they'd never post that kind of thing on the net though
<Z0PharX> well
<Z0PharX> the dolphin guide seemed kinda detailed
<Tachyon> im putting in my will that if some bastard does that to me, theyll be killed :p
<Tasiin> you could make it up
<Tasiin> lol
<gsnxz> did you know that in order to have sex with a corpse, you usually have to sever the achiles tendon
<Tasiin> ...
<Tasiin> ok
<Tasiin> you're right tach
<Tasiin> there *are* necros out there
<gsnxz> haha
* Z0PharX rubs his forehead
<Z0PharX> Oy.

Enough! What happens in #freelancer, stays in #freelancer. Seriously, let's not infect TLR with the likes of what goes on in there Anybody who wishes to know what is said just join on a friday or saturday night.