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Blind people and toilet habits!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:30 pm

Blind people and toilet habits!

I wonder what blind people do, when they have to go to the toilet..

A normal seeing person would be able to see when his/her ass was wipped clean, but a blind person wouldn't right?

Either a blind person wippes his ass so many times, to be sure that's clean, that it almost bleeds . Or he has an other way of making sure.. Perhabs by one of his other remaining senses..

1. He could smell the paper..

2. He could taste the paper..

3. He could feel the paper..

4. He could somehow try to hear the texture of the paper..

6th sense. He could try imagining how the paper feels..

I know its gross, but I just wondered..


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Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:09 pm

Are you trying to say that you bend over to see if your ass is clean????? Gifted

Skymouse

Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:31 pm

Thank you for providing 99% of my recommended daily intake of GROSS! *throws up*

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Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:34 pm

Heheh, funny ****.

Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:49 pm

ROFL, good one!

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Post Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:09 pm

You've got to admit he has a point

how would he do it

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Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 5:49 am

I bet they have their seeing eye dog smell it, and bark once for "again", twice for "your *** is clean".

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 6:00 am

I think he's talking about the toilet paper, because once I wipe that has nothing on the paper I know I'm clean. How would a blind person know? THE WORLD DEMANDS THE ANSWER!

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 6:22 am

Maybe they just wipe 10 times then stop and assume its clean.

Edited by - ElectricBrain on 21-03-2003 08:26:00

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:30 am

They could ask their better half to help (assuming they have one) by bending over (all the way) and showing them their cesspits () and asking if they are seeing or smelling anything

" Honey, there are still some chunks of crap sticking to your ass !! "

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 10:48 am

HEY this is totally offensive! what if a blind person checks in here and read this ?!!........ ohhh right! *FF slaps his own forehead*



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Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 11:20 am

Why do you always have to be the partycrasher FF ?

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:00 pm

I wasn't being a partycrasher, you fool I was being sarcastic. Lemme break it down for you: blind people don't register or lurk on forums like this, because well, they can't see what's on the monitor, do they?

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:10 pm

I was merely joking FF ! BTW, who are you calling a fool ? Heh he...

Anyway, ever heard of a Narrator program (software) ? That way they can still hear what has been written down. The software is reading what has been written down and then narrating it into spoken language. They can hear everything we are talking about if they use that program, so there´s no fooling them I guess

zlo

Post Fri Mar 21, 2003 2:03 pm

Geez, guys, you're so darn cruel!

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