79% (Significantly higher)

"You kick ass."

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Yay.



Edited by - Tachyon on 20-03-2003 00:08:21

lol sky me too!!! how couldnt u use whsikey and a harmonica!!!

For the record, you are:

57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Did somebody say my name?
-Gamma Wing
It's the dreaded G-Man[[![[![[![[!
-Moose

Hmmm

Interesting...So far I am the most untelligent person that took the test that posted the results? The animal WAS weasel (Took me 5 seconds)

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

84% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 84% Un-telligent


Definately 100% true here: the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor,

-Narf

Edited by - Argonus on 21-03-2003 18:35:14

Heh, take the IQ test on that page
(Or click here for you lazy people. (Grumble) )

I got IQ=156, completing the test in 29min2sec. I did skip a few questions, though.

Of couse, it appears that the stupidest age ever taking that test would be 13 years, and me being just 2 yrs older than that means that being above average really raises your score up (based on how they calculate scores)

Edit: Oh, and not to go completely off-topic, I got about 70% (I think.)

Edited by - Whasp Commander on 28-03-2003 01:50:30

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:

70% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Not too bad.

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"Sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities. Perhaps my next film will be about a talking dog who braves the harsh realities of the world in a heart warming attempt to find his rightful owners, who mistakenly thought he was dead. That way you could watch it and get a fuzzy feeling inside and when it was over you could all go f*ck yourselves." - Troy Duffy, director of The Boondock Saints

Don't worry, Nat...wait till you see this. I forgot to study

"Your score is very low."




Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

30% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former.

-Albert Einstein

Oh fine. If you want the truth, I really got a 64, but tried to retake and see how low I could get.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former.

-Albert Einstein