Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:28 am by JustSomeGuy
Heck, I just want a female shipdealer to fidget correctly! As it is, she looks like a person who was once badly mauled by a giant guard wombat.
Oh... in case you're wondering giant guard wombats are one of my commodities. Their blurb (ids_info) reads like this:
These ugly, malicious, minions of destruction and chaos are a cross between the Ancient Behemoth and the now extinct Devil Wombat (and good riddance if you ask me!). These extremely territorial, intractable killers are as vicious as a jilted mother-in-law divorce lawyer, as tough as a piledriver, and as large as a wheeled transporter. You need but one (don't, for the love of God, get a breeding pair) to ensure your vacant property (and I mean VACANT) stays free of intrusion in your absence... Best never to visit at all after getting one of these! They breed on but one hidden planet in the far reaches of nearly unexplored space (Thank God!), though how they ever accomplish such a union with their temperment is beyond human understanding. JSG found these things and sets the price of Giant as well as Mini Guard Wombats thruought the systems. If you must have one it can be acquired at only a few scattered stations and of course Planet Wombata or Wombata Moon, but don't say I didn't warn you!
They cost about $120,000 apiece so I buy a bunch of them whenever I get close to the billion mark and eject them into space and shoot them! Then I go back down a few bucks so I can still collect stuff from the guys I shoot.