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Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:28 am

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Ladies, Gentleman and Chip
For the past month i have claimed to have made a mod that revolutionises gaming in the freelancer world! I must admit many of you were sceptical and rightly so. So it is without further ado I admit defeat and realise that you are all fat arsed plonkers who seem to do nothing but doubt peoples ideas. Do You not think you could play along with the idea and who knows perhaps some genios could make it.....with ALL OF THE COLLECTED IDEAS!!!! so it is with my unfriendliest goodbyes i bid you farewell! ya bunch of smelly s***es!

Edited by - Stinger on 4/14/2004 4:19:47 AM

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:33 am

Having ideas, dreaming of something is perfectly ok - building up the illusion of having achieved something is BS though.

one last question:

Why doin this Pizzaboy?
To have a reason to say goodbye?
well, then well done *claps*
u wont be missed

Fjord

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Excelcia Mod Leading Developer

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:00 am


Do You not think you could play along with the idea and who knows perhaps some genios could make it.....with ALL OF THE COLLECTED IDEAS!!!!
- Quite frankly my dear, that one phrase there totally, completely, and utterly clashes with what you said earlier, which was "I have made blah blah blah" etc. You claimed you had made this mod, so why would you then hope someone would actually make it? That makes no sense. I have the fondist of wishes for you in future, but maybe a way of making friends is to NOT start with lies, deciept and deception. Suggestions to all mod makers are welcome, we thrive off of ideas, but yours were NOT suggestions in the slightest, yours were claims. I think you really hoped to get poeple going and then attempt to "laugh" at them as they were disappointed.

I can safely say you fooled no-one, but made a fool of yourself. I hope that you don't spend the rest of your life by lying so unashamedly towards all and sundry that you meet, otherwise you will live a very lonely life. Friendships and relationships are built upon trust and respect. With your current attitude and ways, you will never have either.

I hope you are successful in the future Pizza, learn from mistakes - its how we all grow. Here you made a mistake, a big one, but you can learn from this, and don't do it again!





Edited by - Chips on 4/13/2004 7:00:49 AM

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:38 am

I have only today discovered who pizza pete is.. I have been shaking my head in WTFness going through his posts (he and Kobra).

As a self-acclaimed expert of internet persona morphology, I have arrived at the following conclusions concerning dear Pete:

1) He is a young boy. 15 at the oldest (depends on maturity level). And British.

2) His parents either purchased a computer for him, or he uses theirs.

3) FreeLancer is his favorite game, and he spends so much time indoors that he forgets about reality outside of his home.

4) His parents are conservative

5) He has real life friends, but few.. and none of them are interested in FreeLancer on the same level as he.

6) He wants to be popular, and thinks highly of himself. So highly, in fact, that he likes to fabricate impressions of grandeur surrounding his online persona... in a feeble attempt to win the trust and following of the online community.

6a) His desire for popularity coupled with delusions of grandeur are a way to compensate for something.. something wrong, or a lack of something in childhood development. I am willing to bet he fears his father, generally insecure about the world, and is somewhat stunted in puberty.

7) He created the lies too large to manage and realized a while ago that he cannot possible explain away the details. It was too much for him, now he has to go.

He deludes himself to thinking people care.. he wants to manipulate people into caring for him.. and every time he doesnt get that charge.. that overcoming surge of joy like he had once when sucking on his mother's nipple.. he further manipulates and lies and controts truth in order to garner and cherish every last drop of sympathy from people..

..and then.. he moves on. He creates another name, another persona and moves on. Chances are, he will be doing the same thing over and over again in cycles with different personalities online.. until either he matures or commits suicide.

He will also be doing this in real life.. but on a more miniscule level. His friends are supposed to believe that he is a ninja starfighter pilot with bionic enhancements and a light saber underneath the toybox. While he delightfully engages in fantastic tales, he thinks everyone believes! He deludes himself into this false perception of sympathy when in fact even his closest friends are skeptical. How sad.

Fear not little pete, you will grow out of this phase.



Edited by - lvxoccvlta on 4/13/2004 7:40:45 AM

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:12 am

two words.......Sad B***tard! I hope you're joking when you say you are a Internet Person Morphwatyacallit?!?!?!? You spend your life 'looking' into peoples minds and jumping to stupid conclusions by reading forum posts!!!! you can call me sad for makin up stuff but that takes the biscuit! For a start im irish not british! also my dads been dead for 4 years! so write that in your conclusions mr 'i think i know everything but know sweet f all!' thanks!

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:18 am

Note: Joke. Ring any bells????????
Lets see.......emmmm.......the mod of the future?
I had a few ideas and thought that mabye i mite just be able to fool you all but in the end the ideas were a bit too big. Forgeting all the lying 4 one min....is it possible to make any of my ideas work??????? I wud like 2 know.And also y am i 1st liuetenent? I wuz 2nd b4 how does this thing work?

Edit: And freelancer aint my fav game its kinda bad compared to X2 but easier to use.

Life is a b**ch be careful you dont get slapped.

Edited by - PizzaPete on 4/13/2004 9:21:08 AM

Edited by - PizzaPete on 4/13/2004 9:23:12 AM

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:30 am

to answer ur question if its possible:

nope - not until MS releases some code.

look, the community here brings the possibilities of FL modding to the edge. manymany ppl with very freaky ideas who ponder about things and try if they work. with the time u learn the possibilites and can make a statement if and why something is possible or not.

what u did was something like: "hey, i can cure cancer - even better i can cure AIDS"

you should have presented ur "ideas" in a different way, this is whats the whole thing is about.
trust me, ur not the first to have the ideas u listed.

Fjord

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Excelcia Mod Leading Developer

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:30 am

Sorry bout lying. And also wots his name ( whoever made all those 'deductions')
Please get a real job! All of your conclusions were wrong except one, my age, im 13.

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:45 am

Nods up there, thanks for including a point I had missed.

I must disagree though, concerning pizza's Shame. I think he really does feel shame. He feels it in real life and suspends it during his brief interludes of online interaction.

Oh and also, "Wot" is most certainly british, pizza boy! Dont lie! I have your personality pinned to the T! Ok moving right along, as to not derail my thoughts:

All humans, regardless of culture and history, share a "Geistliche Verbindung" with society-- such is controlled by a sense of shame (and doubt) through all stages of our development. Such people lacking this connection to others are perfect candidates for the Asylum.

I think we have three options:

Pizza boy is going through a difficult stage of puberty, and is focusing his inner battle on unhealthy avenues of expression. His lies and his shame are part of the adjustment phase.

Pizza boy, undergoing such biological and psychological change is becoming increasingly ever more crazy, ad insanitum, and will soon land himself in a mental home for people who are mere shells of an instinctive animal inside, harboring neither a sense of shame, nor an ability to love and have sympathy.

Pizza boy is an alien from the planet Gurk, and intends an eventual destruction of planet earth and all carbon based life forms. Well versed in alien technology, he plans to create an Endyr-Based Simulation System that will train his army for the future space-war that will see the eventual crush of our human species, soon to befallen under the rule of the Grand High Toork, a Gurkan Clone Beast mated in the image of our beloved Pizza boy, who will reign and terrorize and enslave the planet for all future generations. His FreeLancer mod-pack will be the new training device, and further modifications will power the super computers stashed in his parents basement, the ones responsible for building the SkyNet satellite system and begin the meltdown of man versus machine.

But I would say the first option is most likely.

For the record, I am really just a prophet, and not a linguistic internet morphology analyst.




Edited by - lvxoccvlta on 4/13/2004 9:47:02 AM

Edited by - lvxoccvlta on 4/13/2004 9:48:50 AM

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:03 am

Se Pizza? That wasn't so bad eh? But it wasn't very nice to waste bandwith, storage, and peoples time with your lies! However. if you decide to "really" make a mod, let me know. If you clean up your attitude, I might help you out

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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According to radiometric dating I am a lot older than you think

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:03 am

Well 2 things....first 'wot' is jus easier 2 write than 'what' just like 2 is easier than two. So i aint british as i wuz born in Kilkenny (one l or two l's?) so that proves that bit. And the other thing is there any way that my ideas may work????
Also could sum1 plz tell me how to fix my freelancer? Wot Chips said didnt work so im kinda hopeing ( how do u spell that?) that there are other ways to fix it.
( Chips said to uninstall freelancer and delete all files as well as deactivating all mods but that didnt work)

Life is a b**ch be careful you dont get slapped

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:13 am

Id love to make a mod but i dont know how. And ignore my question about my ideas i wrote the other ting too soon after the last one. (im incredubly bored).
If anyone knows wots wrong wit my freelancer plz tell me. And if anyone wud help me make a mod then that wud b great!

Life is a b**ch be careful you dont get slapped

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:51 am

erm, I knew i should have closed this after my reply!. To answer questions, like we all said from the start.....its not possibel what you were asking - did the fact we didn't believe you as it required being able to program the exe file again? Maybe the part where we said "no one has cracked that yet etc" should have let you know it wasn't possible? Oh well, doesn't matter now. NO - none of them were possible.......so why didn't you ask that in the first place rather than make three threads of basic rubbish!!

As for the problem, hmm - would suspect that if the game isn't working after you have uninstalled it (including the save games folder), then i am affraid that I doubt it will ever work. Sorry,

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:26 am

B4 u close dis post. Cud sum1 help me make this idea possible: Combine the best mods out there, make a new storyline, new ships, new planets etc and a new nav map for a new Area not in Sirius? I wud and im sure a lot of other people wud love a mod like that. And as sum1 said the whole TLR thing is sharing ideas, mods etc so......im wonderin if sum1 wud help me make this mod???? Plz?????

Post Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:40 am

:Sigh: What do you want to do? Combining existing mods should be easy enouph. If thats it, you won't need any help.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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According to radiometric dating I am a lot older than you think

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