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"Much Uba About Nothing" by Willy Spectrespeare

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Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:17 am

"Much Uba About Nothing" by Willy Spectrespeare

MUCH UBA ABOUT NOTHING by Willy Spectrespeare

Here are the players of our comedy:

Uba aka UbaNuba ..... The Villain
Stinger .................... The Quiet Hero
) :Wolf_Demon: ( ...... The Ill-Tempered Warrior
Chips ....................... The Argumentative Poster with a Secret Past
Spectre-Man ............ The Adventure Seeking Sidekick
Rubicon ................... The Scapegoat
&
wassup1444465 ....... The Unwitting Originator of It All aka Lord of the Thread

The place where we lay our scene .... Freelancer General Editing Forum

The Places of Dueling (The Threads of Lore):
A Reminder for the Incompitent About the Cloaking Mod (Where it all began on page 3)
Note: his first post was Deleted entirely. You'll have to start with his second.
STINGER - POST LIST FOR YOU!!! (This is the thread where we kept track of him)
hey, iv nvr been on this forum b4
you will bow down to me
Hi, is this possible?
Wanted: - Systems designs, Ship designs, Faction help, Beta testers - Epsilon mod

Maybe a few others too.

These were deleted entirely, unfortunately because they had some good material:
LOL
No Subject
K, here it is again


As well as one or two others, I think.

It's funny to read what we were ranting about chasing down this anarchist through the forums. Almost all of Uba's posts are marked as DEL or DELETED in the bodies, so not much is left of what he had to say, but you should still have a great time reading though our exploits against the sinister purveyor of illicit information that would spell doom to Freelancers on MP servers everywhere.

Enjoy reading through it. If you're really up to it, try reading them in chronological order.

Spectre

EDIT: Unfortunately, more and more of Uba's posts are getting removed by the Admins from each of the below threads. It may be a little hard to follow our manhunt of Uba, but hopefully it will still provide you with some humour.

Edited by - Spectre-Man on 10-09-2003 10:12:45

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:39 am

Spec :-)

Was a merry lil chace, had a good laugh at some of the antics. Read thru the Cloak thread, some ppl lol Never want to do things themselves..

Keep up the good work.

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:31 am

I see that ubanuba has been mostly vanquished by the heroes of this story.

I wonder if we can get more of Spectrespeares work? lol.

Edited by - Wanderer on 09-09-2003 09:38:43

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:49 am

YEAH, they kick his butt though quite nastily. LOL

Working hard to earn... but too lazy to do something...

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:22 pm

Ohhhhhhhhh i don't look too good up there!! Can't i be something like the heroes backup or sommat? Would rather be the tea boy than the arguementative poster!! - oh, i see, what am i doing now..........DOH well deserved.

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:56 pm

chips, hire me as a sidekik... jk, good story spectre, make another one, iv been having a sh*tty day til now, could use more-o-that good humor

Knowledge is security... anything else, well... good luck

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:16 pm

a note for stinger: you could prolly disable his posting rights, even if he changes his character that ban will remain. he'll eventually get bored and scram

Knowledge is security... anything else, well... good luck

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:22 pm

Chips, I know you're good humoured about this. But to clarify, I just referred to your posts just prior to and during the unfolding story, not about you normal demeanor. Everyone involved, with the exception of Uba, are generally pleasant people. Uba may at one time have been pleasant, but has since turned to the dark side. He's gone rogue. Even Rubicon and myself have managed to come to an understanding.

Everyone else, I'm pleased these unfolding events brightened your day!

Spectre

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:13 pm

To all, he will not be coming back to TLR in my lifetime.

Post Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:26 pm

One thing i a have from last night, is a strained little finger!!!! Musta been all that hitting of the keys.........lol
Chips

Post Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:10 am

Poor baby .......

Spectre

Post Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:28 am

hmm, now i do like that name that you gave m in the first post... *evil grin*

ah well, too bad i didn't get to have any fun in it. :-P too busy having issues w/ my dad. however, i am still up for random flaming each other about random things. always fun. at a starwars and music related website, i am a moderator there, so i always make the most of my time whenever some stupid spammer and cheater like uba comes along. examples? this thread:

http://stsforums.thenewfrontier.net/viewtopic.php?t=10

the post by the ucanthinkofone guy was origionally edited because he was being a gayass. my friend who is the admin there wound up abnning him, (most of hte people on that forum are all friends and the like becaus ethey all live right enxt to each other and have been for some time. however, im more of an outcast... still, im liked) but he has since been unbanned due to the admin's forgivingness. anything else in the first few posts hailing me were also edits, due solely to boredome. nothing was wrong with the posts, but hey, i get bored :-P

so yeah. fun times. like i said, anyone wanna debate over random things (cookies, pie, cows, video game mods, etc) jsut give me the word

Post Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:25 am

I know - its limiting the modding i can do today..........and it just happens to occur right when i have ot write a tutorial on battletactics for the elite as well
Oh the pain the pain the pain.........

Post Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:48 am

That's too bad the LOL post was deleted. I hit him good and hard. Twas a very direct, and powerful insult hurled his way. I would have liked to see his response to it, as I told him effectively that, people like him would be better off dead. I mean come on, there isn't much you can say to that, as it reeks of pure hatred. And it's true, I do hate what I affectionately dub "the leeches of society". These range from run of the mill as*holes you find from day to day to hackers on mp games like Counter-Strike and Freelancer who enjoy inflicting misery on others (I believe Uba fell into this category). I especially hate the latter, and I honestly do believe the world would be best served if they simply stopped existing.

Post Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:48 pm

hey its true i am ill-tempered!
kinda funny tho
i mean really funny!

he will never get on this website ever again
because the only way to get back on is if the admin e-mails u to get ur ip number
what he put as a e-mail address: suckmywill@ilikep*ssy.com

May the force be with you, for me, to poop on.

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