well...i think the first step is losing all interest in freelancer....then you'll also need 3 cups of desire to ruin everyone elses time....and finally you will need some ignorance and idiocy for seasoning
First take your loss of interest in freelancer....let it sit for two weeks on a windowsill...
Now take the loss of interest and make into a nice puree, the secret to doing this is making sure your bowl is chilled...
Take your 3 cups of desire and stir in a bowl slowly for 30 seconds..
Take your three cups and pour them into an 8x11 baking pan
Spread the puree across the top of the desire....
preheat your oven to 1,000,000 degrees...then put your pan in for 3 minutes...
when you take the pan out (if you still have a hand) sprinkle your ignorance across the top of what should now start to look like a cake....
put it back in the oven for 2 minutes with 1000000 degrees....take it out again and put your idiocy across the top...now put it back in the oven for 3 minutes...
when you take it out the pan will be very hot and dangerous
when you start to eat it, you will think its the best cake youve ever had..but eventually it gets boring having the best cake ever and you never touch it again...in fact, it may get to the point where you never touch the ingredients again
Yup....an original recipe from me...if you want to check out more...go to
www.ihatecheatinglosers.com
did you catch the symbolism at the end
Sat Jul 26, 2003 4:31 pm 