it's true, read it here! See, I told you that flippin' meteor in South America was more than it seemed to be. No wonder everyone fell ill, it was carrying Andromeda Strain-like supergerms designed by Zeta Reticulan overlords to wipe out mankind, or mutate us into shoggoth-like beasts of burden.

Seriously though, why the flup are we sending weak fleshy humans into space when a sneeze could turn into a super-virulent contagion that could wipe out the planet? It's like I've always said, humans weren't meant to go into space for a whole host of reasons - waste of money, too dangerous, might break the crystal sphere that surrounds the Earth, bad aliens might come to see what we're messing about at, and now supergerms.

Everybody knows that if you go too far into space,

a/ you die, or
b/ you get captured and experimented on, possibly impregnated if you're a human female from a trailer park in Arkansas
c/ then you get mutated
d/ and possibly develop superpowers, but not necessarily
e/ have to turn back before you reach the Moon and fake it in a hangar in Area 51 and lie through your teeth about it for decades or the Men in Black will get you
f/ get "that old-time religion"
g/ lead alien scouts back to Earth who will kill us all, or enslave us

Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/25/2007 11:12:53 AM